I wanna be a Vampire!!!

Dudes I am tired of this normal human life. Supernatural and Stephenie Mayor’s masterpiece along with series such as “True Blood”, ”Vampire Diaries”, “V” has made me to think how cool it would have been to be a Vampire. Really I wanna be an Edward Cullen now with abilities like super strength, super speed, super hearing power etc etc. Think guys, life would be so cool with them. First of all, you could go and look into mirror without signs of ageing!!100s yrs of age and still you look like a teenager! Cool ha?
I see that even my lifestyle suits perfectly for being a vampire. Sleeping in day and doing all other stuffs at night! So being vampire means a jhakaas nightlife. No worries of earning to eat. Any financial problems, then simply switch back to your old trusted vampire ways!
The new girl looks damn hot, wanna make her your girlfriend?? Cut the crap of impressing, proposing etc. ,just get hold of her and suck few drops of blood, she is in your family now!! No waste of time! Or you want a short term relation? Then simply use your hypnotizing power!
Imagine you are far away from a bathroom and there’s the unwanted emergency call. A normal human being would have no option but either to run towards a lonely place or shag in pants in the process doing so! But being a vampire, u don’t need to worry. Use your super speed to reach to the bathroom in time! Forgot something important at your home? Super speed is always there to help you. Be it some practical copy or your ID card, anything is just a few mins away! NIT students, no need to hide notes in bathroom during exam when you have access to your room in the same time!
Talking about exams, what better way is to hypnotize the invigilator and write an open book exam or make a conference call during it! May be there’s a super vision too to let you peek into the topper’s copy.
Top priority for guys: wanna know what girls talk about?? When will your super hearing ability come in use. Every girlie chit chat now seems to be taking place next to you!
Feeling week n your powers too seems weak? No need to worry or shell out hefty doc’s check up fees. Just have some blood to drink, it rejuvenates instantly and you are back in business.
Found your Bella Swan?? Take a leaf out of Edward’s book. Show her your reddish brown eyes, glittering body and the next moment she would want to become a vampire too!
And what should I write about super strength: it’s every guys’ dream. Taking pangas and dealing with it with your fists: pure Sunny Deol style!
Anyone reading this having same thoughts then let me know. We together can begin our quest to become one with fangs. I am even planning to have a visit to Transylvania!!!
Any vampire reading this is requested to contact me so that we can discuss our terms and conditions and let me be a part of his family.
BTW, it seems i make quite a cute vampire!!!!!