Be a Vampire – Questionnaire Form

Q1. Why do you want to be a vampire when there are other respectable living creatures too?
Q2. When you become a vampire, what steps will you take to expand your family?
Q3. What will you do if you have a crush on a human?
Q4. What is your present routine? And how will you shift into the routine of a vampire?
Q5. How much happening is your night life?
Q6. On a cold night which of the following hot drink will you like to take:
a)hot coffee b) hot chocolate c) human blood d)hot tea
Q7. What will you prefer
a) Sleep on bed in a comfortable house
b) Or sleeping hanging upside in bat form
Q8. Why tournaments such as IPL are more suited for us (both playing and watching)? And also mention the bonus.
Q9. You may have to study in the same class again and again to hide your age. How will you cope with it??
Q10. Which part of the world would you prefer to hang out as vampire (remember you can’t roam in sun)???
Q11. Who will be your fashion icon as a vampire?
Q12. Which bank would you like to rob
a) Swiss Bank b) Deutsche Bank c)Bank of New York d)Webster Bank
Q13. What’s best cosmetic for your wrinkling and ageing skin?
Q14. Suppose you are on a road trip. Which place will you choose to spend your daytime?
a)hotels b)motels c)bars d)discos
Q15. Which disease is most dangerous for you?


Terms & Conditions:
1. Answer of these questions will prove how much you like a vampire and how much have you thought to be a vampire.
2. The answers shall be evaluated by the judges. No further queries shall be entertained.
3. Some questions may be trick questions. Answer carefully
4. Participants shall not be below 18.
5. Once transformed, you cannot return back in normal human form.
6. We are not responsible for your deeds and whatever happens to you.
7. Don’t forget to attach your vampire photo with the form otherwise your form will be rejected. If you don’t have such photo you can send a photo in which your canine teeth are clearly visible.




P.S: This form was designed after some guys demanded that they too wanted to be a vampire like me and wanted to know the criteria, terms & conditions. U can send the completed form to bitanshubitsnbytes62@gmail.com.

I wanna be a Vampire!!!

Dudes I am tired of this normal human life. Supernatural and Stephenie Mayor’s masterpiece along with series such as “True Blood”, ”Vampire Diaries”, “V” has made me to think how cool it would have been to be a Vampire. Really I wanna be an Edward Cullen now with abilities like super strength, super speed, super hearing power etc etc. Think guys, life would be so cool with them. First of all, you could go and look into mirror without signs of ageing!!100s yrs of age and still you look like a teenager! Cool ha?
I see that even my lifestyle suits perfectly for being a vampire. Sleeping in day and doing all other stuffs at night! So being vampire means a jhakaas nightlife. No worries of earning to eat. Any financial problems, then simply switch back to your old trusted vampire ways!
The new girl looks damn hot, wanna make her your girlfriend?? Cut the crap of impressing, proposing etc. ,just get hold of her and suck few drops of blood, she is in your family now!! No waste of time! Or you want a short term relation? Then simply use your hypnotizing power!
Imagine you are far away from a bathroom and there’s the unwanted emergency call. A normal human being would have no option but either to run towards a lonely place or shag in pants in the process doing so! But being a vampire, u don’t need to worry. Use your super speed to reach to the bathroom in time! Forgot something important at your home? Super speed is always there to help you. Be it some practical copy or your ID card, anything is just a few mins away! NIT students, no need to hide notes in bathroom during exam when you have access to your room in the same time!
Talking about exams, what better way is to hypnotize the invigilator and write an open book exam or make a conference call during it! May be there’s a super vision too to let you peek into the topper’s copy.
Top priority for guys: wanna know what girls talk about?? When will your super hearing ability come in use. Every girlie chit chat now seems to be taking place next to you!
Feeling week n your powers too seems weak? No need to worry or shell out hefty doc’s check up fees. Just have some blood to drink, it rejuvenates instantly and you are back in business.
Found your Bella Swan?? Take a leaf out of Edward’s book. Show her your reddish brown eyes, glittering body and the next moment she would want to become a vampire too!
And what should I write about super strength: it’s every guys’ dream. Taking pangas and dealing with it with your fists: pure Sunny Deol style!
Anyone reading this having same thoughts then let me know. We together can begin our quest to become one with fangs. I am even planning to have a visit to Transylvania!!!
Any vampire reading this is requested to contact me so that we can discuss our terms and conditions and let me be a part of his family.
BTW, it seems i make quite a cute vampire!!!!!