Be a Vampire – Questionnaire Form

Thursday, March 25, 2010
Q1. Why do you want to be a vampire when there are other respectable living creatures too?
Q2. When you become a vampire, what steps will you take to expand your family?
Q3. What will you do if you have a crush on a human?
Q4. What is your present routine? And how will you shift into the routine of a vampire?
Q5. How much happening is your night life?
Q6. On a cold night which of the following hot drink will you like to take:
a)hot coffee b) hot chocolate c) human blood d)hot tea
Q7. What will you prefer
a) Sleep on bed in a comfortable house
b) Or sleeping hanging upside in bat form
Q8. Why tournaments such as IPL are more suited for us (both playing and watching)? And also mention the bonus.
Q9. You may have to study in the same class again and again to hide your age. How will you cope with it??
Q10. Which part of the world would you prefer to hang out as vampire (remember you can’t roam in sun)???
Q11. Who will be your fashion icon as a vampire?
Q12. Which bank would you like to rob
a) Swiss Bank b) Deutsche Bank c)Bank of New York d)Webster Bank
Q13. What’s best cosmetic for your wrinkling and ageing skin?
Q14. Suppose you are on a road trip. Which place will you choose to spend your daytime?
a)hotels b)motels c)bars d)discos
Q15. Which disease is most dangerous for you?


Terms & Conditions:
1. Answer of these questions will prove how much you like a vampire and how much have you thought to be a vampire.
2. The answers shall be evaluated by the judges. No further queries shall be entertained.
3. Some questions may be trick questions. Answer carefully
4. Participants shall not be below 18.
5. Once transformed, you cannot return back in normal human form.
6. We are not responsible for your deeds and whatever happens to you.
7. Don’t forget to attach your vampire photo with the form otherwise your form will be rejected. If you don’t have such photo you can send a photo in which your canine teeth are clearly visible.




P.S: This form was designed after some guys demanded that they too wanted to be a vampire like me and wanted to know the criteria, terms & conditions. U can send the completed form to bitanshubitsnbytes62@gmail.com.

1 comments:

{ Ashesh Raghav } at: March 25, 2010 at 6:14 PM said...

I'm Sorry !!

I ain't above 18.
lol
:P

BTW, beautifully designed questionnaire !