Home! (Sweet) Home!

Sitting in my home, feeling sleepy because I missed 6 hours of precious sleep as waken up earlier by mom (@10.30 am instead of 4.30pm in the hostel!!), I started writing this blog after mom hijacked the TV to watch some helpless, crying women on TV whom she considers to be her family (well I can’t blame her as I consider the likes of Dean, Michael,Barney, Ted, Robin etc. as my family!). BTW, my face is covered in some experimental face pack shown on AASTHA channel, I suppose. It contains potatoes, cucumber, papaya and other weird smelling wild stuffs. Tomorrow my hair will join my face being the subject of experiment!!! The food is great though and Papa had brought chocolate, chocolate pastries and soft drinks for me. Still haven’t gone out of my home in nearly 48 hours because most of my friends here will join me in June onwards so it’s getting a bit boring as most of my time is being spent watching cricket or seeing the Katrinas and Deepikas shaking their booties on music channels (because the movies they show on the movie channels have already been downloaded and seen in the hostel!). Still loving my mom’s care and food and the luxury of ordering anything I want and getting it without moving my ass.
The freedom of hostel is gone though with the rules & regulations of home have been imposed. I had to convince so much to watch the late night world cup and Fool’s Gold. But the thing I miss the most is the free net, free downloading, tweeting, facebook-ing and chatting.

Moving back to 1st May

I once again missed my Alleppy Express by oversleeping (why do they schedule trains at 0530 Hrs??) so I boarded Tapaswini 3 hrs later to reach Ranchi in time. Nikhil had got the ticket, when I checked I found I was reserved as
BITANSHU DAS Female 20 C1/62
I don’t know whether it was an unconscious mistake or my Nikhil had become despo enough to travel with a girl!! Well I was thinking of buying a pair of orange!!
Next hour was passed checking and rating girls at the station with Ashesh. I was already missing Twitter. There were so many things to tweet about like “Checking that girl in white Lee Tee-best I have ever seen if we remove her teeth!!”, ”some guys are dinking coke mixed with water!! And faking it as beer!!lol!!”, “Oh! Look at those foreign chicks, the last one’s HOOOTTTTTT!!”, “Oh! F***! I am F20!!”, “There’s a books called 20years and still virgin. I want to buy it but cant read it at home!! ?”
But the reservation mistake soon was found to a wonderful one as the highest rated girl(she was rated 8.3 by me and 5.6 to 6.8 by Ashesh) had the seat no. C1/63!!
So here’s the tip guys: next time reserve yourself as Female in a train!!
The TT didn’t make an issue out of the reservation and all my efforts in thinking excuses were wasted. However there wasn’t a dull moment in the journey with the lappy, high ratio of fairer sex ratio and the storm around.

P.S. Sorry friends for such a horrible post!! It was written just for making an entry though every incident mentioned is true! Shit! I have already started missing hostel life!