My 1st “legal” day at NITRkl swimming pool

Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Disclaimer : It is not a swimming coaching manual, so please don’t try this!!! And I am not posting any picture of me in my swimming costume, because I haven’t receive the payment yet from “Sports Illustration” to do so!!

Guys and whatsoever one or two girls reading this, first of all be very clear that I still don’t know swimming even after spending my whole life at around 700m from the bank of Ganges and studying in a school having a swimming pool!! The basic reason behind this is I am Very LAZY and hygienic (haha!! just to give a good reason)!!! BTW, I didn’t want to check my immune system by swimming in the “Holy” Ganges and talking about the school pool, we were allowed to use it once a year during “The Pool Side Party” (well I think there were swimming classes in the evening but who cares what happens there after school!). For the Non- Michaelites ,The Pool Side Party isn’t as cool as it sounds. Girls used to play in the pool in the 1st half with all the boys abandoned and when the time for boys would come, they would eat their snacks sitting besides the pool watching us taking dive in the pool!!!
I always had the desire to learn swimming ever since Amisha Patel had to save Hrithik in KNPH!!!
So when I heard that pool would be starting at out college, I was determined abhi nai to kabhi nai!! I even tried to jumpstart the process even before the pool had opened and avoided a DISCO by 4 hrs!!
I wanted to dive in the pool In the very 1st slot on the inauguration day but couldn’t thanks to registration process of Insti and dress code in pool. Then the time came when I had the swimming costume but the pool closed for repair!!
Finally on 31st march 2010 in the slot 4.45 to 5.30pm , I had my first ‘legal’ jump in the pool and felt all the waters rushing in through nose, ears , eyes and whatever places in that very jump!! I tried to learn from some guys who claimed to know swimming but couldn’t pick up anything for first few minutes. Slowly I made my first ‘float’ after a lot of unsuccessful attempts. Then Mozzie taught me basic body position while floating which surely helped. I was now able to float successfully to some distance. Sunil told me to rotate arms as if bowling to travel in water and how to use my legs to keep my body up and also travel ahead. I kept on practicing those few tricks umpteenth times. The intake of water through nose and ears too couldn’t deter me. Finally till the end of session I could travel around 10 to 15 m.
It was quite tiring with my legs straining but still quite enjoyable 1st experience.
But wait “Amisha” don’t jump yet, I have still a lot lot to learn to save you!!

9 comments:

{ aakash } at: March 30, 2010 at 1:57 PM said...

Congrats dude!!At least you got a swimming pool in ur college...There is none at ours!!Best of luck for learning to swim.After that i'll come to u to take coaching in swimming!!!
:-P
BTW u have done much in ur college...what u gonna do next??I say try this-DRUG DEALERSHIP if u have not tried that(which is unlikely in ur case to happen)....

{ maharshi } at: March 31, 2010 at 5:10 AM said...

amisha zyaada door nahin ab bacchu....abe par yhaan amisha ko bachaane ke liye subah wale slot mein jaana padhega...uthh payega tab!!!

{ Bitanshu } at: March 31, 2010 at 5:12 AM said...

bhad me jaye amisha, mujhe sona jyada pasand hai

{ Nikhil' } at: March 31, 2010 at 8:13 AM said...

abe ye amisha kaun hai...pahle yahi clear kar :)
real cmt bad main....

{ Ashesh Raghav } at: March 31, 2010 at 11:01 AM said...

Sun waise swim shorts mein tu provoke kar raha tha
someone peeped onto your ******** .
:)

Aila !! i follow your blog publicly. Nahi to aur bhi kuch batata.

{ Bitanshu } at: March 31, 2010 at 11:06 AM said...

@Nikhil
Bhai ,amisha patel,wo kaho na pyar hai wali, moti moti si!!

{ Ankur } at: March 31, 2010 at 11:15 AM said...

gud dude.......u didn't mention our game u me and ashesh.....2 of us were always there to rescue the third.......we didn't swim together on that day......

{ Abhi's blog } at: March 31, 2010 at 12:03 PM said...

congrats dude!!!!!!!! atleast u r trying to learn new things....hope u will become Michael Phelps one day..n people will know swimming by ur hard works.....

be my coach n mujhe bhi sikha do......
alwayz try something new........

{ Vishhu } at: March 31, 2010 at 1:19 PM said...

tarna to sikh liya congrayessssss!!!!!!!!!
pool side party ki yad dila di